Dear Tumblr,
i think i’m sicker than i’ve been in YEARS , also i’ve been sick for like a month and deserve a medal. but they don’t got no awards for that. #trophies #trophies

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i should’ve known not to make out with drake when he made that hand motion like he was preaching to the choir when we were out in Malibu drinking champagne out the bottle in that bar with the neon lights and sand-as-floor and that he was really only preaching to my trachea HNNNNNG 
So I google “preacher preaching” to make sure i have the right gesture down because tbh i’m not totally sure i’ve ever seen the action first hand (no puns fuck puns!!!), only in hollywood films, and since we all know how distorted those can be, i knew i had to go with something 100% accurate like google images. & i find this picture

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which seems much less like a ~quirky satirical light-hearted e-card and more like a CONFESSION u need to CHILL and talk with someone more personal and interactive than e-cards maybe!!! maybe not idk maybe this is helping you cope idk!!!!!
more pictures that require no explanation:

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the megabus shall NOT BE LIABLE FOR AN ACT OF GOD

THIS IS WHY ME N MY WHOOP ARE GOING ON THE BUS TO #PREACH

%TROPHIES

%TROPHIES

P.s. can we talk about the cover art for this video??

no? rude